Slamfire Pizza
Near, Far, Wherever You Are: We've Got Your Aloha Yeehaw!
Who are we?
We're Slamfire Pizza, a delivery service for Eorzea's best pizza joint, Papa Jerity's.
we have the goods
Check out our menu. We have everything you need. Besides romance. Can't help you there.
We deliver!
We bring the pizzas, made with the finest ingredients and most love, direct to you!
Who Are We?
The Slamfires are Goblin's foremost economic disasters. When they're not throwing off their parses in Savage raiding or clipping into walls to find the secret gold hidden inside of private homes, they're usually crafting. Looking for something to do with their time in-between hitting macros and insulting the people around them, they discovered someone on Materia was delivering pizzas and thought, "Yeah, that seems fun." Working with Jerity Holmes, Balmung's foremost pizza chef, she now brings the great works of Papa Jerity's (and his mission to spread lub) to the people all across Crystal!
THE GOODS
Praetorium Pizza Pie - 6500 gil
Toppings are 100 gil each
- Bacon, Extra cheese, Sausage, Pepper, Onion, Pepperoni, Pineapple, Ham, Anchovies, Mac & Cheese, Chicken, Doner, Mushrooms, OlivesBig Girl Burger - 5000 Gil
- A double patty burger with mayonnaise, a fried egg, and cheddar cheese.Side Salad - 3000 Gil
- We found some lettuce and something that tastes like ranch dressing. We don't really do 'salads'.Sodas and Drinks - 1000 Gil
- Archon Cola, Iced Tea, Apple Juice, Mayota's Porrogo Punch™Kid's Meal - 11000 Gil
- Slice of cheese pizza, apple juice, fruit slices, and a toyWe also fully support the Pizza menu from Papa Jerity's!
That's right, delivery!
In a club and their bar closed? Out doing some FATEs and get the munchies? Sitting around on a bench in Limsa and looking for something to spice up the monotony? Slamfire Pizza is here for you. Simply send us your location and order, and we'll send over one of our professional delivery professionals with your food, hot and ready! Don't worry if you're in a dangerous area, all of our delivery professionals are equipped with the latest in raid gear. Your order is safe and lubly with us!
